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 Post subject: Ranks based on posts
Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:46 am 
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Member Ranks based on posts

Would Be Mailer=0
Pen Pal=10
Frequent Mailer=25
Stamp Collector=50
Postal Carrier=100
1st Class Mail Carrier=250
Postal Clerk=500
District Post Master=1000
Regional Post Master=2000
National Postal Manager=3000
National Postal Executive Assistant=4000
National Postal Executive Director=5000
Director of the National Post = 6000

Rest to be determined as the need arises


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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:17 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
Unread postPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:16 am 
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^^^^^^^^^ I Like It! :D

Also remember, members can request their own rank that never changes, IE: Lazyboy, Woodrow, Mr. Z, etc have custom ranks.


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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
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When my Aunt Alice Brusich was Postmistress of Alasks many years ago she had a second title for a while

POSTAL INSPECTOR

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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
Unread postPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:11 pm 
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Butch wrote:
When my Aunt Alice Brusich was Postmistress of Alasks many years ago she had a second title for a while

POSTAL INSPECTOR


What was that title?

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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:36 am 
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Creeper I thought you worked for the F.B.I??
and fulltime... as a Female Body Inspector??


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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:24 pm 
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Ow, ow, ow -- I want one of those "custom ranks"! I thought I had to earn my rank based on the number of posts I made. I was depressed by the fact that I was stuck being a "Postal Carrier" until I made 250 posts -- and even then I would just be a "1st Class Mail Carrier".

Jeez, that sounds like Cliff Claven's boss from Cheers! That might be a small step for a mailman, but it isn't a giant leap for mailman-kind! :shock:

If I get to pick my own rank, how 'bout something like Hyper-Express Mail Transporter?

Or perhaps Interstellar Mail Carrier?

Better yet, I want to be an Inter-Galactic Mail Ship Captain!

Don't change my rank yet, guys. I need to think this over. It's a big decision. I don't want to get stuck with something like First Class Mail Sorter in Charge of the Primary Defense against Junk Mail Invasions!

Oh sure, it sounds good -- but what the hell does it really mean? :o

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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
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StillValleyBard wrote:
Creeper I thought you worked for the F.B.I??
and fulltime... as a Female Body Inspector??


Creeper worked for the FBI!?!?!?

I worked for the CIA for 31 years!

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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
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Bud Brewster wrote:
Ow, ow, ow -- I want one of those "custom ranks"! ... Don't change my rank yet, guys. I need to think this over. It's a big decision. I don't want to get stuck with something like First Class Mail Sorter in Charge of the Primary Defense against Junk Mail Invasions!


Are you sure, Bud? It does have a nice lofty title. ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
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Butch wrote:
StillValleyBard wrote:
Creeper I thought you worked for the F.B.I??
and fulltime... as a Female Body Inspector??


Creeper worked for the FBI!?!?!?

I worked for the CIA for 31 years!


"Spooky"


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 Post subject: Re: Ranks based on posts
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What about this one for 7000?

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Well TZDZFAN???


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